there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

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ok im gonna come clean for all women on here because evidently we are still trying to front like we like it: fingering is bullshit, it hurts, we feel everything including your cuticles and idk whether this is just my onion but honestly it isn’t fun in the slightest. 

if you’re gonna put anything inside, tongues and penises only please and thank you. otherwise rub the clit (slowly) and leave it at that.